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Things. I've got 'em. And now, you're going to feel weird reading this list of things that I've got. Because it's probably not the sort of thing you're thinking of.

I've got a thing for men in fine suits.

I've got a thing for men with slender, but strong hands. Like you'd find on the cellist for a string quartet.

(I guess this means I've got a thing for cellists in string quartets that wear fine suits.)

I've got a thing for the bandaged invisible man look. Complete it with a nice hat and a fine suit, and I'm happy.

I've got a thing for nice hats.

I've got a thing for books bound in leather.

I've got a thing for maps and globes. The older, the better.

I've got a thing for masks. Every mask, every time.

I've got a thing for dice. Every number of sides, every possible color and size.

I've got a thing for sleek ties.

I've got a thing for heavy pieces of paper.

I've got a thing for playing cards.

I've got a thing for magic tricks.

I've got a thing for things that have faces on them, but normally shouldn't.

I've got a thing for plush animals. Or plush anything, really.

I've got a thing for knick-knacks.

I've got a thing for pinstripes, and demand they be in style.

I've got a thing for leather shoes.

I've got a thing for feathers in bright colors, especially red, yellow, and blue.

I've got a thing for the color combination of green and black, but I try to use it sparingly.

I've got a thing for drawing supplies.

I've got a thing for writing utensils.

I've got a thing for Batman.

I've got a thing for fish and birds.

I don't know what I'm doing anymore, I'm just listing things I really like. I was going somewhere with this, but I've forgotten.